Look, this kind of thing wouldn't get a single kudo. Nobody would even give it a share. This is the worst setting for a story I've ever heard of.

[ He is firm on this! ]

If I was going to write it, I'd make it more, you know... intelligent. This is just... the NPC is bad, the set is bad... I just can't fathom who wrote this nonsense. Whose world this is.