[Just to avoid a repeat of that stunt, Jonathan's staying down here on the floor to untangle himself the rest of the way. He pauses for a moment, trying to untangle that last bit, and then very visibly decides not to engage. There's no way he heard that right, surely.]

I've had worse, trust me. Ever seen anybody misjudge a jump and go through a banister? I haven't, but only because I did it.