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The Fifteen Strangers Mods ([personal profile] strangerpeople) wrote in [community profile] notasstrange2022-04-01 12:01 pm
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SUPER ACTUAL REAL ROUND 7 ANNOUNCEMENT




Crap Ni sent me this at 3am where is she crap crap CRAP what happened to the table background color!?






BEWARE KING DRAGON!!!!!


A man named Lysanderoth is here to greet you. He has mAnY ItEmS for you, all of which will help in this oPeN WoRlD. But wait! Don’t act so fast. He’s acTuAlLy the mastermind of a wicked game! All FiFTeEn of you are now expected to MuRDer, and it’s all because you dared to trust such a man.



But NeVeR FeAr. While you are stuck, you also have pOwERs. They are intended to help you out in this game of his, and the one good thing that comes from King Dragon, Lysanderoth’s boss and the ruler of this kingdom.

The Archibald
The Sexica
The Bradicus
The Chadicus
The Television-senpai
The Ice Dragon
The Tomoko
The Gunther
The Prince Horace
The Ophelia
The Dennis
The Fridge-senpai
The Derp
The Fucking
The Yu-Gi-Oh



AlOnG tHe WaY, you will run into many that hope to help you, such as Lamp-san. Illuminating the way through the darkness, he seeks to send you home - but so far, all his attempts have been stopped. Who is truly operating behind the scenes?



Yes! This round features such things as an open world map:




That's right! We're so open world, our map is UtTeRly MaSSivE! This is the smallest we could get it, and...well...you'll need something like 5 million times magnification to actually see the points of interest. Seriously, this map is like 100GB large, we crashed Photoshop like...EvErY tImE we tried to open this map full size.

But trust me, it's a very detailed map once you acquire the correct ElEcTroN MiCroScoPe with which to view it with!

But wait… could it be? Yes. It’s an April Fool’s joke.





Surprise! It was all part of Lysanderoth's eViL pLaN to make you think this was an R7 announcement! He...actually cAn’T BeLiEve you fell for it, actually. Isn't this like the second time this has happened? Whatever, someone just shoot a laser at him or something.



...Oh. Wow, shooting him actually worked. Wait, was that him? I guess we're pretending it is now.

Um. Well. This is awkward. What are we supposed to do now?.....



Clothes of brass and hair of brown
Seldom need to breathe
Don't need no wings to fly
And a heart of stone
A fear of fire and water
Who am I?

Round 7
This Fall
For Realsies, We Promise