onychomance: (Dead girls like me)
My name is Yoshikage Kira. ([personal profile] onychomance) wrote in [community profile] notasstrange 2023-05-22 12:21 am (UTC)

[Kira fishes the nail clippers out of his pockets]

You know, there happens to be a subset of palmistry in which the nails are used. Massive growth of the crown in a short period of time indicates the opening of one's third eye, better connecting your intuition with the movement of fate. Which, if you believe....

[He then proffers them rather insistently in the middle of this uchikoshi appropriate psuedoscience monologue]

...makes the upkeep particularly important. I'm certain you can imagine why that would be.

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